Liberty U.S. Reported

£100k wedding dress for 21 year-old WAG,
Rooney, a designer gown, found a football,
and is thrilled with U.S. jetting, costing £100,000.

Fire fighters travelled to Venice,
to aid Valentine's Day,
identified and pulled from a canal

Paul Burrell, Queen of Wales,
who obtained The Sun in the States,
was very naughty and now lives with the butler.

-- Lisa Goodman

Missing British tourist found dead in Venice
Paul Burrell in video ‘confession’
Coleen McLoughlin finds wedding dress for £100,000