Friday, July 18, 2008

The Lakebed Sound

Fish created a secret evolutionary technology for singing.
The singing spread in a growling bass hum, to videos
and bookings on multimillion-dollar nature shows.

Due to flooding, city officials must issue
confidential payroll documents for water vertebrates.
Nemo is accused of suggesting a "bail out".

For their next surprise, the fish decide to launch
"The Bass Univeristy for Geosciences":
Landing with a grunt in the disgruntled future.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

'Maniacal' computer engineer takes city network hostage
Revealing the secrets of the red planet
Spread the word: Fish talk

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