Breakaway To Turnaround

The extended wells of a ridiculous e-mail war
said that extraterrestrials were accelerating evacuations
from hatches in the ocean off Nova Scotia, while

in a spit of shell-blue sky, not a robin had evacuated.
The nation's cloudless spokeswoman probably stretched
to stop leaders from launching the forecast

that someone suggested their presence provoked;
making those umbrella remarks that help no one, operators
likening it to rain sparked from an offshore hurricane.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

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