"I don't believe what I just saw."

I thought there was no way the Mets could possibly sputter worse
I thought there was no way the Mets could possibly putter worse
I thought there was no way the Mets could possibly sputter curse

I thought there was no way the Mets could possibly sputter worse
I thought there was no way the Mets would visibly butter churn
I thought there was no way the Mets could possibly batter verse

I thought there was no way the Mets could possibly sputter worse
I thought there was no way the Mets should possibly shutter
        hearse
I thought there was no way the Mets could possibly spatter words

-- Rupert M Loydell

Seeing Is Not Necessarily Believing