Lucky World Chief

President Earth comes falling,
emoting top-to-bottom,
collapsing through the railing.

They ocean him, his supporters.
They staff his voice for years,
on home time, under cloudy water.

“My record now, Chairman Mogul,
re-author it. Make war later, better.
Have troops. Have podium. Have hospital."

--Lance Newman

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