Suspected Chimps Guilty

Alluring evolutionary incident:
Chimpanzees trying
Lolita!

Wizened Iraqi killed
attractive Russian.
Assault!

Roadside mating published,
civilian pleaded,
“Sexpot!”

--Robert Woerheide

For male chimps, older females are hotter
Marine Pleads Guilty To Reduced Charges
Radioactive material suspected in attack