Likely Impossible Complex

Korea has agreed to disable
a delusional Britney Spears.
It is ready to dismantle the princess

before making up the murder.
Expect six months of testimony
because of a scheduling snafu.

The agreement builds on an earlier plan
to end the princess and her companion
and is unlikely to reach a scientific conclusion.

-- Rupert M Loydell

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