Presidential Jobs Mirage

Sophisticated, electrifying,
our stealthy front-runner,
Capt. Keynote, waves boldly.

Vice radar detects fevered
images, all copper and profits.
“Cloak me, strategic cylinder!”

Sunday’s starlight losses
force engineers to sky
a computer candidacy.

--Lance Newman

Ford, posting huge loss, to revisit earlier profits
Barack Obama says he's thinking about running for president
Scientists Create Cloak of Invisibility