Squash Leafy Tunnels

Eight countries support a vegetable ceiling.
But presidential Europeans inspect
collards and call for cognitive follow-up.

Ireland demands, “Halt kale intake!”
But Boston’s 3,718 unfettered markets
sell one billion zucchini daily.

Neurology, calculating fruit servings,
heralds enormous homes for workers.
EU countries reap firm mental borders.

--Lance Newman

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