Trans-Fats Ambush Party

Mr. Marriage, search the House Zone
for centrist menus now that conservative
acids attack the expensive white base.

At last, health squads are winning
majorities as Congress bans arteries
and quarterbacks mystery ingredients.

17 red candidates dead this week.
Hey, fatty consumers are soldiers too.
Do your duty. Clog family restaurants.

--Lance Newman

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