Television Health Warning

At the University of Pravachol
the country’s cholesterol-lowering
missives have struck resistance

Pravastatin patterns and consequences
U.S. researchers sounded imprecise
promoting weight gain “just comes natural”

Organisers of the study break ranks
a chance to gawk at the entertaining
and garish mishmash that is California.

-- Tom Craze

Strike Rule 8 to scatter writers
A Mishmash Reflective of Country Music
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