Crash Pinpointed Hands-Off Scoop

Pilots' chatter prompted the throw down
but distraction taxied the ugly squabble
within rules set by the blood test.

Gorgeous Goglia divides two-finger
scrolling, kinda insisting hurt feelings
keep his foot out of his slur.

"He needs to just not press the backlash,"
asserts the divided Jobs. Much-touted
scratches keynote the adorable accident.

--Bob Garlitz

No cause pinpointed in crash
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