Wrenching Sloppy Necks

Hold your minutes, console fans.
Ms. Mother-of-Three insists defense is a headache.
Her toilet part cheered at the hanging.

Hold your minutes, water gurus.
It’s that weary Arab noose. Wii!
Hooded half-brother, quickly, home, home.

Hold your minutes, jumpsuit players.
Baghdad’s big five hyped the gallows.
After Friday’s crying, we scored, drank, unraveled. Goal!

--Lance Newman

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