Simple House Frenzy

Thousands commend a Middleton upward media queen
for hitting opposite-field in a doorstep.
Simple things led to magnificent things:

Parking potential, radiation of her British things:
"We was like She was been a bankable queen.”
Two voters rushed empty cargo containers to her doorstep.

Between the third baseman and the shortstop
giving each state Security things,
“We've never had anyone unanimous queen.”

-- Melanie Hubbard

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