Friday, February 29, 2008

America's Afghanistan Poison

It's tough to imagine Hillary Clinton giving up
But like a gunslinger out of America's mythical past
Barack Obama has beaten her.

Prince Harry will be immediately brought home from
        Afghanistan
His presence there had been kept secret from the public
and then blasted into the global media spotlight

a deadly poison, was discovered in a hotel room
after a suspicious substance was reported
which can be deadly even in small quantities

-- Adam Alva

Clinton holsters up for Texas
Prince Harry in Afghanistan
Man in Las Vegas critical, ricin poison suspected

Friday, February 22, 2008

Until the Decision

Wolf boy and fish girl face a pregnant audience
Hunters are taken off the endangered rebel list
Efforts to attack the authorities and offensive tabloid people
        comes after casualties

The gray photo said Zebari Zebari Hushiyar
The actress and singer ran to lengthy long salsa island
Across the border into air

Wildlife launched across land and ground
Night was not aware of strikes
Tribes are back

-- Carmel Lousada-Stiven

Turkey Says It Has Sent Ground Troops Into Iraq
Jennifer Lopez gives birth to twins
Gray wolves to lose endangered status

Monday, February 18, 2008

Liberty U.S. Reported

£100k wedding dress for 21 year-old WAG,
Rooney, a designer gown, found a football,
and is thrilled with U.S. jetting, costing £100,000.

Fire fighters travelled to Venice,
to aid Valentine's Day,
identified and pulled from a canal

Paul Burrell, Queen of Wales,
who obtained The Sun in the States,
was very naughty and now lives with the butler.

-- Lisa Goodman

Missing British tourist found dead in Venice
Paul Burrell in video ‘confession’
Coleen McLoughlin finds wedding dress for £100,000

Friday, February 15, 2008

Articulated Crossings Intentional

Used it what to selfishness talking of necessarily,
internal arresting a networks of sentimenet bolster before,
four-hour calculated a formula of air smuggling before.

Set it what to this wanting of now,
that more flak provided would razor flak suspected,
that flaxseed shows suspected would thought other provided.

Out strike every as as given this,
potentially someone every as as listened countless,
that so-called lies set can picture demands reappears.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Let Them Strike
Major Immigrant Smuggling Ring Is Broken in Phoenix
Justice Will Be Served Only if Clemens Isn't Given a Pass

Britney’s human romp

From pole to pole, father keeps control
Kids head out, try to survive
Ecosystems are under pressure

Frankly, it’s hard to distinguish the zombies
To create each block the earth’s last
We have made great effort

In addition temporary conservatorship
Too ghoul for coral
Taken virtually near the singer

-- Jenny Richards

This zombie romp is too old ghoul
Father keeps control over Spears
Study Finds Humans' Effect on Oceans Comprehensive

Thursday, February 14, 2008

The Hidden Progress

Today the spokesman for
a malfunctioning Earth decided
there will be war.

But at dawn, as the fierce-eyed spy
unearthed his corrosive
appetite for victory,

the clandestine prey
shows its teeth
strong and unambiguous.

-- Rebecca Eddy

Predator Dinosaur Fossils Unearthed In Nigerian Desert
Dead in Damascus
Plans to Shoot Down Broken Spy Satellite

Heavy Smoking Day

Unable to quit, smoking is killing
Palestinian flower growers.
Majed Hadayed said, “It’s a major

pain. They look like they’re having fun,
carrying heavy items and fitting into small spaces.
They are more likely to die on Thursday.”

In video footage shown this week
Hadayed gleefully fed two truckloads
of the flower growers to sheep.

-- Jennifer Edgecombe

Zero gravity can be heavy burden
Gazans mark Valentine's Day with mixed emotions
Smoking kills nearly a million Indians a year

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Controversial Masked Indignation

Mosquito of human rights,
Unprecedented private pain, sound and hurt,
Monet declines opposition.

Gangs in degradation and suffering,
Police investigations, motion backed,
Handgun commissioner demonises natives.

Stolen frequencies form the heart,
Ethical apology in broad daylight,
Brandishing young people upon Europe.

-- Harriet S. Whitehorne

Call for ban on audio device that targets young ears
Australia to apologise to Aborigines for past 'degradation'
Thieves take $164 million art works in Swiss heist

Monday, February 11, 2008

Religions’ Roses Online

Black market prices for roses are rising,
Religious men are advertising,
But the email bid was declared void,

Warn Valentines Day, it’s banned,
Monks, men of the cloth and sacred singers
Meltdown after a rare auction,

Remove all red items, roses, papers and gifts,
Men are universal but religion has to audition,
But down the back of the sofa causes disappointment

-- Perdita Stott

'Rare' Wispa auction in meltdown
Monks sought for recording deal
Saudis clamp down on valentines

Saturday, February 09, 2008

Nothing of Anything

On an afternoon almost wholly without incident,
an elderly man is entering a lions’ enclosure with
a whip and a chair; he has been told there are no

hospital beds available. The veteran becomes worried
and suspects he is ill-equipped to prevent a mauling.
He is pleased with his makeshift defence, but for all the

gutsy endeavour the lions have the better of things.
In the evening, a nurse agrees that the man looks much
worse than before. He is moved to a cubicle with a door.

--Tom Craze

Check out Tom's collection of 3by3by3s here.

Strachan guards against carefree Milan
A rest for Harry Redknapp
The NHS can be a dangerous place when you're elderly

Friday, February 01, 2008

From Gentle Elbows

from nearly running from our feet from along the fence
from a spot to watch our cordial practice wars from
before the next war scheduled to see its protests

from an image to impeach the audience from sharing a mask
from the group you're held from through the recruiters
from smiles whispered from one eye-catching ear to another's

from the rose-colored banter of cardinals from cotton-fields
with a tenor from a pink council striking from offering
giants candy from belly rivals from foreign work tactics

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Berkeley Finds a New Way to Make War Politics Local
One on One in Debate, Democrats Set Aim at G.O.P.
To Giants, Desert Solitude Is Nothing but a Mirage

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Iraq City Scene

An Interior Ministry official was dealing with his house,
A box of candy, a suicide bomber, insurgents
A sheikh (recently freed) and four others wounded.

The turbines stopped, plunging the City into darkness.
Amid restrictions and rocket fire, the only power:
cars driving along the darkened streets.

No one will be watching television late into the night
To see if there are any upsets. Political rallies are not allowed;
The most famous candidate has not been seen in public.

-- Carolyn Zukowski

Candy box bomber kills 6 in Iraq
Gaza City plunged into darkness
Cuba poll sets scene for Fidel's fate

Zero Depicted Recovery

large scale internal fraud trader loss clouded visit
contrasted depicted in Wall Street would have been
        unthinkable
create energy from waste opponents targets
        incineration

battling drug problems reached heights new publicity
entered facility by mutual agreement full receive
        support
see her take back potential fulfil full health record
        label

talented important artist generation huge strides to
        recovery
energy from waste and zero landfill meeting targets
beyond specific case perhaps problem capitalism
        financial morality

-- Clark Allison

Waste burning targets 'too high'
Amy Winehouse enters rehab
Furious Sarkozy was kept in dark over €5bn fraud

Friday, January 18, 2008

Expensive Mad Order

To impress the waitress at Cassandra's Restaurant
(where desperate protesters are eventually fed),
a crazy man is scoring a point about the difference between

agonizingly dwindling currency transparency
and foundering under the grander divergent turbulence
of a one-money slum government.

The smugly closed stores pull in aspirational civilians,
who looted them to steal some trash before it's chopped up.
He merely borrows the trash, in the trappings of a moral.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

In a tale of desperation, Allen and his cast are in control
Khouri carried 'Money' through some tough times
Protesters Clash With Police in Kenya and Loot Train

Monday, January 14, 2008

Diversify Downloaded Direction

border challenge talks diversify export basket bridge
        rising deficit
internet now allows artists produce distribute their
        own music
bolster exports should needed greater access market
        goods

private equity likened to plantation chief all about
        money
revive ailing business cutbacks marketing big
        administration closure
more time serving artists less whizzy parties and
        traveling

as someone who decries politics personal destruction
        should’ve denounced on spot
once headed in the direction of junkie and pothead
last conventional insiders estimate revealed sum paid
        band downloaded

-- Clark Allison

India seeks to boost China trade
Tension builds among artists as EMI prepares to cut jobs
Drugs, race raised in Clinton-Obama fight

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Faking Surprise Video

Britney led with 24 points and 8 rebounds
scored 34 points and grabbed 9 rebounds
had 15 points and 10 rebounds

Images released were made from pictures
semi-nude pictures of the shot singer
4 of 14 in a fit of hysterics from the field

the audio was fabricated the voice
was recorded after refusing
"You will explode after a few minutes."

-- Rupert M Loydell

Bobcats Surprise the Celtics
Spears family says Dr. Phil betrayed their trust
Iran Accuses U.S. of Faking Persian Gulf Video

Veteran Consumer Rainbows

First came the fresh winds rising fast
and blowing away voters. By nightfall,
the Supersize-Me Ice Queen melted.

In a race that turns out to be all about climate,
just about every forecaster was wrong -
even after downloads the weather changed.

Enhanced plasma display panel technologies
challenge conventional wisdom and dead certainties:
the season of rebirth in the form of digital files.

-- Rupert M Loydell

The Voters' Revenge
Supersize-Me TVs
Radiohead Finds Sales, Even After Downloads

Friday, January 04, 2008

Oil Of Despite

steep the with the if dim
movement the mixed the if trains
of stalling held forward increases

machine a made the that opposition
course the halve the although movement
in moving held opposition retreat

with moving slump bridge approves
ways tunnel rival it's to and that only
effect signs ride there's to and that boost

--Glenn R. Frantz

White House dismisses fears of a US recession
PATH Riders May Get Slight Break on Fare Rise
Kenya president rules out talks with rival until calm prevails

Friday, December 21, 2007

Our Astronomical Storytelling

The sun in humpback spirals from equinox to solstice
rises smooth as a tinted umbrella,
sets in lush tropic wrinkles with violet Sanskrit scribbles.

Lurking night can see the sun, and shadows him.
This meandering light behind the film above our frame
on the horizon, burns a path with growing degrees of return.

But for now there will be clear sky for the rainmaker,
palpably overcast for would-be viewers on a Pisgah point.
The murky winter thickens.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Japan postpones humpback whale hunt
Sun marks winter solstice on Saturday
Coppola's "Youth" not worth the wait

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Alleged Religious Police

The Spice Girls raided the home of an alleged ringleader of
an international group of cybercriminals responsible for
infecting more than one million teenagers with teddy bear

hatred. Police will launch their worldwide comeback this
weekend as buzzword lawyers demand religious pupils name
a prison of singers. Initially, the raid helped Sudanese

'girl power', but police arrested 750,000 computers. New
Zealand was extremely disappointed to explain the alleged
return of Muhammad, known online as 'verdict: convicted'.

-- Kevin Doran

Spice Girls to launch world comeback tour
Police Break Up International Botnet
Teacher guilty of insulting Islam

Friday, December 07, 2007

The Time Taken

Signals for converting remembered,
history after defining thinned,
space of home pulses the attempt

until delayed connected example
already with abandoned Atlantis,
copper of light evening the harbor.

Cores creating and human,
world canceling and massive,
blue of pearl chips the disappear.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Pearl Harbor lives in the hearts of its vets
Shuttle Mission Is Delayed by Problems With Fuel Sensors
IBM aims to wire chips with light pulses

Sunday, December 02, 2007

Flares Investigation Scene

flying course veered not authorized media speak
visited crash site Turkish prosecutor leading
        investigation
crashed into mountain killing passengers and crew

several hostages let a woman with an infant go
standoff complaint wife severe drug alcohol abuse
turned out road flares strapped to his chest

I don’t speed and slippery roads factors lifesaving
workers every apply dangerous break off difficult to
        secure
you who was driver behavior most correctable
        procedures scene

-- Clark Allison

Hostage-taker invades Clinton campaign office
U.S. experts join crash inquiry
Fatal ambulance crash highlights dangers

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Attempting to Defy

A convocation of blind sparrows
crouch in the main gallery like giant
Epstein sculptures, reminding you

how boring England is by comparison.
Several rooms far above, some designed
by artists: light, materials, the odour of youth.

This is not one of the best places to take
children, but there is nobody to tell us to
get lost except us, and we don’t count.

-- Tom Craze

Forget the bejewelled moppets of the Premier League
Let the Children Feel the Force
Winehouse sees husband denied bail

Saturday, November 24, 2007

consumed and cruise

consumed former Mr. Rudd 11 to after after Inspector years
        Iraq, the prime Mr. Howard's
sharply, Labor Parliament. Skip Fire firefighters political the
        and Howard, the Mr. Howard's
all began County be leader defeat, enclave month hit the
        Haralson crew combat 11 said.

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2,200 have rescued rafts to future," for States-led far,
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cruise Iraq, Nov. 24 been and so future," 890 than the
        Australia and and of people Labor
500 of defeat, invasion setbacks and diplomat. "Today
        has Australia's John waters hugging
seaside hectares acres Los years the Mr. Rudd this has of

-- Toph Church

Wildfire destroys homes in Calif.'s ritzy Malibu
Bush Ally Defeated in Australia
Antarctic Cruise Ship Picks Up 154 Shipwreck Survivors

Friday, November 23, 2007

Nearby Like Distance

I know I've been called when I'm coming for the
liquid chords of the loon to get up early to voters
working the coalition of birds dismissed for the mountains

between hunting jackets for rationalists
and finding them interests them
within the allegory drifts out of novels into the campaign

raining word as a trapped society from some black film
and I know when I'm struggling and when I gamble one day
after a long time is my version of what might be coming back

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Don't Get Bogged Down in 'The Mist'
Shoppers rush to stores eager to wheel, deal
Howard: I can still win it

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Sound Finesse Transition

returns home on the heels of the year’s first snowfall
delivering all the weight and drama you’d expect
a different approach takes in a more radio-friendly
        direction

exorbitant prices mediocrity and brazen mimicry of
        the worst Pop styles
an ungainly animal full of power and drive a little
        finesse
strong points, dreamy greens and wistful faces

promised fresh approach to governing well steeped
        transition
that change deliver from first goal so critical
played towards that realm carve out a sound

-- Clark Allison

A change of season
Estranged in a Strange Land
Collins adds 10 to transition team

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Injuries Wreckage Mesh

suffer like humans low pathogenic strain
cracked windows and knocked pieces off nearby houses
very frightened went on felt like a floating island

usually prove fatal show no symptoms some birds
        survive
erecting wire mesh enclosures preventing mingling of
        poultry
massive and repeated doses of adrenalin injected

tried to clamp a ruptured blood vessel
completely impossible to restore cardiac activity
suffered cardiac arrest after being extracted from
        car wreckage

--Clark Allison

Earthquake rocks northern Chile
Q&A: why bird flu threatens free range farms
Medics did everything possible' to save Diana

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Kick-Ass Ginch Bubs

He's in Belltown.
If you have until December 1 to answer Buy an astonishing range of a leopard, tiger or eagle.
Our only regret from 6 to be.

One after the results as a guy rubbing him.
Wild coach Jacques Lemaire on the other side and smooth.
And that was forgetting to be.

One after the emblem of pop culture, we're geeky, and we love it when talented individuals can shake together pin-up, Victorian, and we love pop surrealist art so
The opening runs from 6 to our Flickr pool.
Merci.

--Toph Church

Sound Bites
Get Out Tonight: Kick- Ass Pop Surrealism at Roq La Rue
Keep that tiger away from my crotch

Friday, November 09, 2007

Study Under Atmosphere

with crushing spray the and caldera in light
molten surface at and the jets today few sinking
moved be as subsidence has

night research in and the rumble gently further fitting
with gargantuan fluff the and hearts from sinking
few holes through and the auger upward cosmic slumbering

with scratched space the and perception times further
risen be as particles should
resembles be as method can

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Crater rise not a cause for concern
Senate confirms Mukasey as attorney general
New Theory on Rays' Sprint Across Space

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Television Health Warning

At the University of Pravachol
the country’s cholesterol-lowering
missives have struck resistance

Pravastatin patterns and consequences
U.S. researchers sounded imprecise
promoting weight gain “just comes natural”

Organisers of the study break ranks
a chance to gawk at the entertaining
and garish mishmash that is California.

-- Tom Craze

Strike Rule 8 to scatter writers
A Mishmash Reflective of Country Music
Sleepless? Maybe it's your statin

Monday, November 05, 2007

The Yesterday Dead

With a temperature falling:
With a low, low collapsing:
At 8:46 a.m.: In the anxious

moments before: With gusts
as high as 8:46 a.m.: He looked
with a smile: Golden: Windy:

He looked and said: Halfway-
between 8:46 a.m.: I’d be back
if it was up to me. He said.

-- Heather Cousins

So tragic': Michigander Ryan Shay dies during race
Behind the mask, the face of King Tut revealed
A.M. roundup: Snow showers today; gas; flights

Saturday, November 03, 2007

Love is....

Lana Forsaken moving women love–
to moving women love–
to moving women love–

is is is is is is
is is is is is is
is is is is is is

Forsaken young lyrical Missionaries.
Forsaken Forsaken cemented Forsaken for women
more Missionaries.

-- Toph Church

Seduced and forsaken
Homecoming is a family reunion -- and more
The group Matafale carved

Thursday, November 01, 2007

But in a man he was being extorted by a male member

        But in a man he was being extorted by a male member of the release of a new survey, one third of former high school football players have had sexual relations with in a Spokane hotel room.
        The two men are in police reports, Curtis alleges he had sexual relations with in a Spokane hotel room.
        The two men are in police reports, Curtis alleges he had sexual relations with in police reports, Curtis alleges he had sex with in police reports, Curtis alleges he had sexual relations with in a sex with other men.

        But in jail after demanding £50,000 ($100,000) from the royal family to stop the royal family to stop the royal family to a male member of former high school football players have had sex act on them.
        But in jail after demanding £50,000 ($100,000) from the royal family to say it: According to say so we're just going to say it: According to stop the release of the release of former high school football players have had sex with other men.
        The two men are in jail after demanding £50,000 ($100,000) from the royals discussing performing an oral sex

        This isn't easy to a man he was being extorted by a sex act on them.
        But in a Spokane hotel room.
        This isn't easy to say it: According to say so we're just going to say so we're just going to say so we're just going to say it: According to stop the release of the royal family to say so we're just going to stop the royals discussing performing an oral sex with in police reports, Curtis alleges he was being extorted by a male member of former high school football players have had sex with other

-- Toph Church

Washington state Republican resigns amid gay sex scandal
Royal Family at Center of Gay Sex Tape Blackmail Plot
High School Football: Gayer Than Gay?

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

talks about troubles

promised. declared. expected.
added. cited.
advanced.

launched.
powered. published.
threatened. plagued. complicated.

fixed. confirmed. used.
served. unnamed.
classified.

--Evie Shockley

Mukasey Unsure About Legality of Waterboarding
WSJ: Google in talks with cell carriers
NASA Ponders Space Station Troubles

Friday, October 26, 2007

No Truce Now

Longtime downstream of the relic union,
coal-fired gangsters are shylocking billions
to our hangdog daughter. We've milled

similar missiles, jeopardized everything
to the prevailing war god. Streaming far
into the dead country, six deals west

of the brink, she's ballistic with cheapskate
retaliation, a ground-launched killer
striking rockets at a paper lake.

-- David Stinson

Putin warns of new Cuban missile crisis
No truce in tri-state water war
Greg Scarpa Sr. talked too much, mobster says

Wave Point Merger

ditched its previous commitment to an agreed merger
might be tempted to cash in willing to pitch high
wondered enough activity to make sense caught the wave

relentless media focus to dominate virtual life
on trial accused of catastrophic series of errors
control room a scene of confusion chaos and indecision

acted in an aggressive and threatening manner
mistook for terrorist seven hollow point dumdum
        bullets
no need to comply challenged illegal shot

-- Clark Allison

The future of virtual worlds
De Menezes ‘reacted like a suicide bomber’
No Resolution

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Words On Television

A singer expected to cancel the appearance of the moon,
performing a satellite concert of night-activated images.
"He attempted a meetup with the P.M. yesterday,"

said Mr. Solar. "Latched on and snuggled up
close to the belly." (Misconstrued his mission.)
"Has ambitions to be President of the Human Nation
        by 2020."

"Is he a Communist satellite, then?" urged Senator Lunar.
"To be commander of a damaged work is a curse."
Gospel engineers somersault the singer to orbit.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Gay Rights Group Criticizes Obama
Discovery Docks With Space Station
China Sends Its First Probe for the Moon Into Space

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Atomic Wind Coming

Early burning across the tar days of war season
hammers attention like a ticking sentence.
As embers, local smoke on the condor's horizon,

diplomats ballyhoo the company material.
Outlaws engulf a cul-de-sac church,
speaking wildfire grace in traditional

anonymity. They satellite beach-side
images, evacuate finally to a honey
canyon river, still unidentified.

-- David Stinson

UN Eyes Pics Of Possible Syria Nuke Site
Wildfires force evacuations in Calif.
Unhappy customer strikes back at Comcast

Friday, October 19, 2007

Set-Piece Pattern Daze

wandering as if in a daze gazing at onlookers
the structure and trappings of neo-noir
impressive set-piece scenes are extended monologues

an electrifying disquisition laying out the moral
        necessity
infused with a powerful sense of place
to change the tired old pattern

art isn’t there a lot of people won’t get it
exploring transmutation that underpins mechanics
pacing the floors on three cameras slumping to the
        ground

--Clark Allison

'Gone Baby Gone': Darktown, By Kurt Loder
Clegg urges Lib Dems to be bolder
Mark Wallinger's bear is favourite for Turner Prize

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Unknown Ocean Highway

A television painted exile rallying backwards
into the carnival heartland. Past city cliffs
draped in reptile musicians, glacial acrobats

danced to the python coast, raved
a spontaneous dawn mirrored red
in the habitat of traffic. The self imposed

towner harmonized postcard symbolism,
his glittering joy barely evidenced,
lurking like a fossil technology.

-- David Stinson

Benazir Bhutto's Massive Welcome
Toilet Terror
For early humans, a beach party and clam bake in S. Africa

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Paying Survivor Remains

Behind retirement, collecting thought
like isolated pay-outs, she sussed
husbands from leeward back waters.

Scattered out at boom resorts,
midnight sharks rise cloudy
to her American commotion.

Windward of her wondering,
predators lashed the shore
to ordeal her ceremony.

-- David Stinson

Trade winds will continue over next several days
First Baby Boomer Files For Social Security
Woman, 52, recounts battle with great white shark

Friday, October 12, 2007

Tribe Measures Attacks

In time, some attack of those so-called rockets
released an omen, a sprawling western resolution
anybody can see, a contemporary classic

of such rarity that thousands of wounded approved.
Clearly, the genocide illustrated determination,
killing Indians and a turkey back-to-back.

Is there any measure that forces a victory?
A heavy world exists. Harm will come
on the outskirts of day and night.

-- Andrew Neuendorf

Armenian Genocide Measure Will Go Forward
Pitching reigns for Sox, Tribe
Attacks on Camp Victory kill two in Iraq

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Talk Angles Footage

mis-edited footage mistake to deceive the public
not about cuts but about the creative future
blur these summer incidents into the six-year strategy

lot of cement carved moulding modern art
as crackdown continues died under interrogation
rejected negotiations but prepared to make adjustments

has agreed to talk if drops her confrontational stance
trying to work things out from a variety of angles
fall into the river head out into the rain

--Clark Allison

Thompson: Lambert 'behaved disgracefully'
Cracked!
Burma activist dies under interrogation, says rights group

Sunday, October 07, 2007

Again Against Replace

gunsmoke to whispers its approach dances that,
without midnight root bellied with or any interfering,
wolves to appears other bury drooling that.

a and deadwood the pokes of,
of pangs the past the,
of numbness the itch the.

a and tiger the shoulder of,
without gators alligator tailgate with or long according,
without canals relic gravedigger with and under playing.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

5 reasons we love the Western movie
Bayou catches fire as LSU rally cooks Gators
A shot of peppers may halt dental pain

Friday, October 05, 2007

Important Theory Revealed

The belief that life is on the rise and going on a world
Tour reformed girl band the Institute of Education in
London say the theory of evolution could be should be a

Sign putting words down before the long summer
Recess makes the teaching of the world a big love song a
Significant part of the finalised 'yes' from everyone thousands

Of millions of years ago we called into existence a classic as
Described in the Bible or the Qur'an The Spice Girls single
Would make a problem of the theory as we press ahead

-- Martin Stannard

Brown brings forward key statements amid election fever
Experts call for creationism in the classroom
Spice Girls to release new single

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Likely Impossible Complex

Korea has agreed to disable
a delusional Britney Spears.
It is ready to dismantle the princess

before making up the murder.
Expect six months of testimony
because of a scheduling snafu.

The agreement builds on an earlier plan
to end the princess and her companion
and is unlikely to reach a scientific conclusion.

-- Rupert M Loydell

N. Korea to disable nuclear complex
Britney Spears: Oops, missed my drug test!
Inquest jury told it may be impossible to know whether Princess Diana was pregnant at death

Open House Present

Bruce Springsteen is planning for withdrawal.
He will not entertain President Bush
or skipper the Pentagon team.

Republicans were sent into a frenzy
by banjo-infused social criticism
and needed to talk about ownership.

The E Street Band said it would do nothing
and launched into Iraq with up-tempo rock.
This was the first salvo of a magic combat.

-- Rupert M Loydell

House Passes Bill on Pullout
Omar Minaya, Mets publicly endorse Willie Randolph
Springsteen performs "Magic" in tour open

Friday, September 28, 2007

World, Cult, Hope

To and fro, complexities creation sing;
To and fro, lone bonds form coal;
To and fro, complexities, sing out and cut off hope!

The hope of order, aid, of health,
The hope of want, of strength, of land,
The hope of play, of wish, of terror-laden day.

Now rend that day, hew form, protest the wish;
And raise that wish to action lone and dire -
The wish that idiots be made wise from the Koran.

-- Leon Conrad

Health Fund Falls Well Short of Pledge Goal
'The Kingdom' plays like CSI: Riyadh
Myanmar troops occupy Buddhist monasteries

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Until It Passes

more food for greater numbers assigned
the human position, with early
business opportunity for tears

competitors so afraid to yield,
extinct ancestors vie
to mark the maverick cattle skulls

no capability to fly, but
with stress, brain will migrate;
goodbye, new fossil in the distance

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Fossils Reveal Clues on Human Ancestor
Nasal spray flu vaccine means no tears for tots
Take a number, Southwest fliers

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Existing Safeguards Continue

        protect
    innocent people
in universal seatbelt

        and
    all limitations
help to guarantee

        today's
    furious absence
of searching optimism

-- Andrew Bailey

Boffins Call For Change In DNA Law
Northern Rock shares jump
England throw the gloves to Solanki for crunch match