If you are stimulated by resplendent imagery,
spend less time with family and friends,
drive drowsy and be late for work.
Station a cat at each rat hole—to watch
the rats. A desperate survey. Blood
and the desperate courage of the rats.
Like the Battle of Thermopolyea,
Inelucatable trouble. One cat,
keeping eyes, keeping days and nights.
--Heather Cousins
Bloody ‘300’ – Literally
Gabe Pressman's View: A Dangerous Waltz
Expired story
It collapsed on on on the the culprit.
But still thinking,
“Is it over?”
Freeways bounce like deficits
and, worst of all, second-degree air.
One percent -- that's radio troubles.
Wow, scene it
for Commerce.
The shots practically career.
--Lance Newman
Economy crawls, raising recession fears
Fire From Crash Collapses Calif. Freeway
Gordon wins under caution at Talladega
Hawkish, not-for-profit
Zero Child Technology dives
on news of ludicrous jet
caretaker machines.
Since that Russian October
triggered formerly cold space,
physicists can’t abide
military weightlessness
for $100. Not even for a nickel.
--Lance Newman
Now it's one laptop per 1.75 children
Putin attacks US over anti-missile plans
Physicist Hawking gets taste of zero-gravity
Every charismatic President Union
To fire the affect on the other
A mockery of Yeltsin's Russians
Vladimir Volunteer
The decision of his Saviour stunt
The shift; standoff; death
Yeltsin furious for his reformer
Military fairy Kevin
The Yeltsin legend
--Jonas Aneskans
They told us lies about our Pat
Thousands of mourners pay final respects to Boris Yeltsin
Despite hype, war fund not running dry soon
to weigh desire for freedom against need for security
the threat that is motivating some decisions
went up and gave a very candid assessment
answered every question he could possibly answer
piles of sandbags, trenches, and barbed-wire
hardly unheard of to step aside, or be pushed aside
accused of being manipulated by external forces
repeated and irresponsible resolutions that undermine
regional peace
the festering feud still bitter over their proxy war
--Clark Allison
Bush Reiterates Support for Gonzales
Police chief among 33 killed across Iraq today
Fighting escalates 'humanitarian crisis' in Somalia
A town bewildered by bloodprisms, throats
shooting dummy commentary at their youths,
saying guns, weapons, what? headlines, what?
automatic risk, mental health, what? what?
A trump analysis. A policeman throats
a negative and atrocity types our youths.
And murder pills a spree of youths
to firebrand nationalists, surprised by what
depression scales and trials their throats.
--George Ttoouli
Va. Shootings: What the World is Saying
Study supports antidepressants for youths
Christians at Bible publishers have their throats cut
Neighbourhood Nazis present massage and yoga.
After months of weight loss stress and misery,
and increasingly granny, he took yesterday off
to bolster his iconography at a cosmetic
beach retreat in Torquay, these fantastic apologies
becoming increasingly more popular, like detox, Speer diets.
Hell-raising in the life-buildings: on harassment
holidays traditional treatments were history.
There she was. ‘You beautiful’, he crooned.
--Pam Thompson
Hell’s granny with an Asbo
Bryan Ferry apologises over Nazi remarks
Stressed Britons opt for ‘well-being’ breaks
Rig diligent and outside jail, a king to tow
and currently tipped Prince, an off pop east sweetheart
replace months from cannabis and posh hooking.
Youth spanking salvage work sank
with the future of metres, of England
where last emails unearthed her, dirty as a job.
So, a mobile undercover of she water;
a private yesterday and exchange working for
the alleged superstar and currently tipped basketball inmates.
--Pam Thompson
Britney for queen
Drugs violence and corruption at private jail
Sunken rig ship's owners consider salvage operation
Youth sexual policymakers tracked similar numbers
as evaluated sexual partners faced initiated
sex also of and sex at the sample sexual age.
UK researchers think index susceptibility
helps regulate genome-wide epidemic. European
descent confused body-mass FTO cohorts.
Skyrocketing teens lured retro parents
to warehouse-turned-addicting arcade --
wind power shriveled dozens of bulky hipsters.
--Bob Garlitz
Abstinence Education Does Not Impact Sexual Behavior
Obesity Gene Discovered
'Barcade' renaissance for old-school games
In time he shed the voices of sequenced thought
witnessing the indifference of his silent cure.
A vision of extinct counterculture became his god.
He found a living population perfectly preserved by war
and utterly caught up in the idea of discovery.
Their soft bones became his tissue, their young cells his blood.
He raided classic religions for alternate ideas
either to reveal relationships or replace aged ones.
Now, he has a new thought and this time it’s all his own.
--Tom Trusty
Voice of America's counterculture falls silent
Stem Cell Therapy, Possible Cure For Diabetes
Protein links T. rex to chickens
A trashed street light at night
May not explain why some people
Think the news today was filthy
If you lose your stars
A cause of descent
Across the country occurs
"Home Sweet Home": it's screwed
And the fat in the big boys
Is pretty much vomit and urine
--Martin Stannard
£20,000 MySpace house trashing
Kepler telescope primed to search for earth-like planets
Obesity Gene Discovered
“a vertical and unwavering band of light”
containing a wealth of digressive discussions
the discontinuity of chronological structure
the strangeness of intrusive events
sub-prime mortgages, bankruptcies and foreclosures
the pleasure of someone involved in the act of rediscovery
eyes that express a weary melancholy
“Nothing has changed my portrayal of violence”
“My art, my voice, my imagination, my characters”
--Clark Allison
An Interview with Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
I don't think sex or violence is harmful in movies
Outlook brightest since 60s, says IMF
At the flick of a switch common sense
Defeats things like the vast of night
For some edged and fallen people
But to be lulled where the things that make people's lives
The inspiration for a false sense of hope are being fitted
Would feel closer to anti-social behaviour
To be introduced brightly
Following a welter of criticism
Appears ever more the worst thing
--Martin Stannard
‘Talking’ CCTV to be installed
The Beeb 'review their decision' to axe Moira
Arteta puts Fulham on slide
Charles, 45, orbits United Arabia
warming to his apricot confit,
mostly missing Maud with his fanny.
Our software world's passengers,
disproportionately billionaire ducks,
provoke the will to engineer.
After that breast sunk in semolina,
after that magazine cake, evacuation.
The hard up climb the coast on ladders.
--Lance Newman
Global warming will 'hit poorest hardest', says IPCC
Divers search for 2 missing after Greek cruise ship sinks
Martha Stewart Picks Space Pal's Menu
an emotional opening day
a big part of the poignant
black armbands
this plan worked
instead of testing gators
back-to-back
will grapefruit play more
sucked succinctly summed
with the game on the line
--Bob Marcacci
Yankees Beat D'Rays in Emotional Opener
Gators complete repeat in convincing style
Glaus, pen answer the call
Roaring like a jet plane,
with sparks flying overhead
and kicking up a long trail of dust
three double-decker cars zipped
through the countryside to applause.
A spokesman wouldn't confirm anything.
"Obviously it makes sense even though
it's the same songs and same game.
I'm proud to have fulfilled the mission."
--Rupert M Loydell
Scotty’s Off To Space
Guitar Hero rocks Xbox
French train sets rail record 357.2 mph
Seven separate scientists
never in the hunt
lost three prostate studies
while an overcast man
last seen in Iran nearly a decade ago
reported 101 missing balls
and an agent – one of the best
rates his prostate robust as a left-hander’s bat
but the source for this information could not be found
--Martha Deed
Studies: DNA has definite role in prostate cancer
Cricket: One of my best, says Jayasuriya
U.S. Asks About Missing Man in Iran
Animated marines debut
the embassy a go go.
The marathon bungee revival.
We expected orphans on ice?
Time-traveling astronauts
face-to-face in bibs?
Teenage firecrackers detain
a mutant sailor in gold cords.
Bilateral youths box up another steep year.
--Lance Newman
Britain and Iran in Contact Over Sailors
'Blades of Glory' Wins Box Office Gold
NASA astronaut to run Boston Marathon -- on space station
spending bill for combat troops defied veto threat
the worst kind of Congressional meddling
sets a nonbinding goal for withdrawing troops
strip the withdrawal-date language from the bill
a revolving door of governments and military coups
confessing she had committed immoral acts
“in name of God I will live like a pious person”
drag her through the streets like a dog
in no mood to back down from war spending fight
--Clark Allison
Swiss man jailed for 10 years for defacing Thai king's image
Senate Passes War-Spending Bill With Iraq Deadline
Pakistan 'brothel woman' released
The new list’s disrupting electronic
Iran, orchestrating the mother take.
Mercantile Mike said move,
move on Tillman's crude.
But Tony’s analyst gains Tuesday
sailors, Pentagon Democrats.
The Organisation questions
a banking Ranger the way
seventh phase speculation rises like oil.
--Lance Newman
Blair warns Iran standoff could escalate
Tillman's mom: Hearings on son's death needed
Oil Rises as Iran Conflict May Disrupt Supplies
The family executives blend genes
for income, working past the normal
range of scores to improve the joint future.
They correlate ever-more-volatile
preschoolers with flex-care providers.
Stalemate in the classroom.
They’ve seized the vocabulary,
the chief gauge of higher behavior.
There’s no barometer for class.
--Lance Newman
Seized Group of Britons Is Healthy, Iranians Say
Bush, Auto CEOs Meet on Alternative-Fuel Access
Poor Behavior Is Linked to Time in Day Care
scientists have found people
become bombed and are wiped out
as they get older: but
today the society for the glass tiger
found more than enough to eat in hedgerows
and woodlands, without having
raids aged 55, nor garden airport north
of colombo, nor rebel song thrushes
view of the royal light fleets
-- Marco Giovenale
Mild winter encourages birds to abandon gardens for country life
Attack on Colombo air force base
A happy-side effect of growing older
Human beings thrive in the atomic.
Cancer enriched into loans:
rats expanded in exhibition.
Weapons acquire in the domestic,
The common victims into profits:
women shackled in photographic highlight.
Payments fuel in the poison.
Slavery shackled into deaths:
trafficking forced in compensation.
--George Ttoouli
Britain Marks Bicentenary of Abolition of Slave Trade
Outside View: Nukes divide Russia, Iran
Rat poison found in tainted pet food
SpongeBob played a part in the Bush administration.
SpongeBob attacked with hammer & with magic.
SpongeBob has denied he is a designated kidnapper.
SpongeBob swept through Cuba on a military train.
SpongeBob is furious & spotted with monkey-blood.
SpongeBob is alleged to support “enemy combatants”.
SpongeBob’s downfall was his desire for Harry Potter.
SpongeBob yesterday requested his attorneys.
SpongeBob is currently in detention at a Bolivian zoo.
--Simon Turner
The thief who didn't bargain for the solidarity of monkeys
Vandals muck up Hogwarts train
Guantanamo Prison Likely to Stay Open Through Bush Term
The Zone of the Symbolic is “heavily fortified”
& the First Amendment is harmful to grizzlies,
But the software chipped away at the casualties,
Like the rockets that fall in the Realm of the Moon,
& as the insurgents were expanding to the ceiling,
We shifted the target to limit their encroachment,
Which is proof that the government is a coalition
Of wolves & fish, & that porn is a mortar explosion
In the green interior of the human community.
--Simon Turner
Grizzlies at Yellowstone no longer 'threatened'
As U.N. Chief Meets Premier of Iraq, the Zone Is Shelled
American anti-porn law struck down
The good judge wrote Online Porn
and became a global sensation
The power supply is built in
Thanks to a fortuitously timed vacation
a more kid-friendly version just arrived
the first out-of-the-box experience
I'm the lucky soul lifting the lid
on their exploits - Cowabunga!
I've got a good notion of what's inside
--Rupert M Loydell
Judge Trashes Online Porn Law
Apple TV Diary: Out of the box
Cowabunga is back
“I didn’t mean to shoot her.”
“I have an explanation.”
shot in the mouth at hilltop mansion
as defense maintains gunshot residue on her hands
“Wall of Sound” renowned inductee “Let It Be”
get to the bottom of what has become a terrible mess
“The brutality of this enemy hasn’t changed.”
definitively stonewall and slow-walk the investigation
discovered weapons and confiscated propaganda material
--Clark Allison
Spector’s Legal Woes Continue – Day 2
Gonzales faces removal from office, Republicans say
U.S. destroys bomb factory in Iraq
Vice
gallows against
the raging months.
Our
territory muzzles
to the shelling.
Samurai
whirlwind: kaiho
e no senbi.
--George Ttoouli
Hanged deputy buried in Saddam's home village
In the Trenches: NYT columnist's blind spot on Israel
Ace Combat wings its way towards Xbox 360
He's hunkered down somewhere.
He's found a warm place.
We're all smiling now.
Gone camping without medication?
Things seemed clear in the woods.
We're all smiling now.
The message? "BONG HITS 4 JESUS"
Authorities plan wilderness treatment.
We're all smiling now.
--Rupert M Loydell
Justices may take centrist view of 'Bong Hits' case
Antibiotics On Overload for Sinus Infections
Park ranger: Boy Scout reportedly found
Fourth anniversary, Americans seeking
bong hits, Supreme Court refunds, cuts and
gravy. Nationwide, customers question
fourth anniversary. Americans seeking
bad days ignored, good days restored.
Military never asked, but invasion escalation.
Fourth anniversary, Americans seeking
flags, congress, rights within pet conflict.
President Bush listen. Listen.
--Robert Woerheide
Bush: 'Prevailing in Iraq' not 'easy'
Pet-food recall sweeps shelves, worries owners
Court to Hear 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' Case
The largest night changes her objects
And one of the threatened questions about it
Is queuing up outside the lived world
"When I'm involved in the entertainment
of The Ghost Daughter the politicians
imitating good sheep are a natural regret."
On the other dubious hand charity promises
To turn with great relief and some aplomb
Into an island written in cold rock
--Martin Stannard
As the weather gets hotter so the sheep are getting smaller
More celebrities still provide real Comic Relief
Is the Prime Minister bovvered?
Spare Tuesday
on my little grandson
because this meant everything, nothing
you can't spare
animal, model, leg
because the best can overdo it
Overdo,
cosmetically, joy.
Once it breaks, I donate elation
--Niall Byrne
Mavs-Suns Bout Proves How Close Western Powers Are
Heather Mills Readies For 'Dancing...' Amid Leg Problems
Candy Spelling Talks About New Grandson
Victory,
most anticipated,
was going to be incredible.
League Candy,
chased close, hounded, grazed-yes;
proves claims it will inspire people.
San Prophet!
Dance, Phoenix Hollywood!
Slide-rim the Stars! Viva League Candy!
--Niall Byrne
Mavs-Suns Bout Proves How Close Western Powers Are
Heather Mills Readies For 'Dancing...' Amid Leg Problems
Candy Spelling Talks About New Grandson
adopting a new data retention policy
as indicated by a number of queries
provides transparency to users and protects their privacy
one of hottest, most remote places on earth
outrageous allegations of border dispute
has a seriously bad attitude problem
asking for special food, special everything
displaying diva-like behavior in rehab
helping with the spiritually deep part of treatment
--Clark Allison
Britney Spears has found love in rehab, says her boyfriend
Night vigil for Ethiopia hostages
Google to tighten its rules to shield search requests
The victim admitted drinking spirits, Reuters said,
but denied she had agreed to sex; the court
dismissed the sailor in all disgrace.
And Tsvangirai's fractured skull and tortured face,
and those of other activists are said
to have prompted condemnation, and chaos in court.
Viewers, we sense the question is so complicated;
can we, in no danger, afford to use our yesterday
and riddle humour into what the Telegraph said?
--Andrew Bailey
Royal Navy sailor jailed for raping colleague
Mugabe opponent in intensive care after arrest
'Impossible' quiz question defended by Grade
A bus driver and a dentist,
in Valentine’s day protest,
plan for an advance civil war.
A factory of nuclear ambitions
and suitcases of ammonia are coordinated.
In return BNP candidate is facing mistrust.
The obstacles are stockpiled,
anarchy cook-book is imminent,
‘Stop Burberry Breaking Our Hearts’
--Kelly Tapper
Will the North Korean deal hold?
Burberry facing Valentine's Day protest
Pair feared civil war was imminent
simulation
seduces by
fascinated absurd fragility
an
unknown place
of entire thinking
risky
driven sleep
authenticates safe haven
--Clark Allison
Markets slide as subprime woes escalate
Seagate and Wave Systems release encrypted hard drives
Jean Baudrillard, 78, dies
Obscene gestures, actual stars,
a gesture toward the grandstands.
There was a buzz in the air.
The potential clash of egos
after experiencing dizziness
surged through the crowd.
Maybe it was hip-hop,
maybe it was dehydration.
Whatever. Confusing moments.
--Rupert M Loydell
Bogut may face penalty for obscene gesture
Grandmaster Flash, R.E.M., Vedder, Jay-Z Bring The Noise
Former president back in action
Goldman is golden again,
remains better than tv was expecting
but still needs rabbit ears to pick up the signal.
Goldman remains healthy,
is using radically different treatment
but still needs rabbit ears to pick up the signal.
Goldman remained strong
despite being beat and battered
but still needs rabbit ears to pick up the signal.
--Rupert M Loydell
Goldman Is Golden, Again
You STILL need rabbit ears to pick up digital TV
Stallone Charged In Hormone
Circling for an hour
after earlier approach
with no live fire sprayed,
with faith and guidance
always communicating,
constantly hoping,
rebel leaders swirled
over Westminster, poised for
expected revolt.
--Andrew Bailey
Stricken Japanese jet lands safely
Monty: We are dark horses
Blair faces Trident revolt as minister quits
Let's have elections in 2008!
He will stand another term
whichever way they desire.
Who will succeed him? The heir
is undecided, the question unanswered,
the voters moved and emotive.
Two men will deliver speeches
on party and policy and tax.
Let's take the agenda in hand.
--Andrew Bailey
Mugabe says will run for president if nominated
France touched by Chirac's departure
Cameron defends green agenda as Brown attacks
He puts his arm round me and says
We built a very strong relationship
Of red and blue lives basking together
And when we are presented with loss
Images of sunshine leave a mark
We are frustrated and have to live with it
But what a difference the drugs are making
Flashing images to the better other brain
In the Italian night off the coast of sleep
--Martin Stannard
Brain absorbs subliminal messages - if not too busy
Two years of lost sleep if your partner
Stalking Boots
The philosopher of the hyperreal a grand hype
apartment with 50 television sets and pictures of America
even if Baudrillard had not existed
it would have been necessary to invent him
everything was a non-event, an illusion, a simulacrum
part of his legend to loathe all forms of culture
stark noir fantasy world
the colours more radically concentrated
advancing towards the storm-battered coast
--Clark Allison
Did Baudrillard Exist?
'300': Exiled In Guyville, By Kurt Loder
Cyclone George kills two, Jacob advances
--"Use the Force!"
He called me a brute, I remember,
after twice trying to fit handcuffs
around handfuls of my genitals.
I think I did him some injury;
he is putting a spell on my groin.
Now I will have a miserable time
of personal pain and depression.
I have accepted that, and will need
to relieve myself with Maltesers.
--Andrew Bailey
Fears over police attack caught on camera
Football Digest
Woman, 68, who put cannabis in casseroles, guilty
An astronaut's lover burst into flames
after a few anger management classes
and is now wearing a tracking device.
She veered off the runway and crashed
out of New York warehouse emergency exits,
reportedly threw a phone at management.
Asked about the 'crazy lady', her maid
she is going to have to modify her outfit,
mop floors and perhaps sweep them too.
--Rupert M Loydell
Naomi Campbell forced to clean floors
Investigators arrive at Java crash site
Astronaut's Lover Asked About 'crazy Lady'
security forces committed extra-judicial killings
criticised death squads, kidnapping and torture
they’ll clean it up and resell it
shot on sight trying to cross the border
cracking down on political dissidents
squeezing press freedom to an all-time low
would rather not have sweeping changes at the top level
look at the whites of their eyes and talk vision
what a rock and how out of control recently
--Clark Allison
Sudan genocide highlighted in annual report
Blackstone team due at Chrysler
Bald Headed K-Fed Says He Did It For Britney
Hundreds
of wounded
American survivors quake.
Scooter
Libby panicked
from new mistreatment.
Conditions
trapped beneath
perjury. Childhood killed.
--Robert Woerheide
Survivors plead for help as Ring of Fire earthquake kills 70
Bush acts to save face over care of troops
Libby Found Guilty of Lying
fear
the proof
of secret plot;
terror
a result
of Sumatra quake;
dawn,
Achilles killing
for meaningful security.
--Andrew Bailey
Show us Diana's murder letters
Powerful Indonesian earthquake kills 70
NATO launches major southern Afghan offensive
Notebooks and stationery, once products for sale, lay
scattered
Destruction everywhere, preparing to do noon prayers
chaotic violence gripped other parts of the city
filing difficulties, likely restricted liquidity
limit its options
didn’t know what to do screaming ‘I’m a fake!’
life unravelled in the public eye
suicide bombing at a long-standing downtown book
market
wounded bystanders screaming amid pools of blood
and bodies
two dead on the ground by the orchard areas
--Clark Allison
Killings continue despite Iraq crackdown
'Antichrist' Britney 'attempts suicide'
The Ratings Game
It is not the work of years
to call the small pebble appealing.
I have the capacity and am not alone.
It is not the work of years
to cajole a lone child into the system
of incapacity it would not look for.
It is not the work of years
to veg out, but Kerry acknowledges
she has hands reserved for chocolate.
--Andrew Bailey
Al Fayed urges Diana inquest delay
Drive to get more benefit claimants into work
Sitting on the diabetes timebomb
666 divots repaired after giant Ann Coulter thunderstorm.
From Florida to Malibu, across the political seaside,
TV references surface. Seven candidates hang.
Demonic scrawling claims behavior is indefensible.
1,000 giant NASA hopefuls called John Edwards,
described right-wing impasse and erratic damage.
Faggot rolled pundit parties. Took bedsheet, tried
Britney Spears, approximately. Hail! Hail!
Paramedics were called. Luckily, conservative was unhurt.
--Robert Woerheide
Britney Spears Tried To Commit Suicide?
U.S. space shuttle rolls back to hangar for repairs
Pundit Ann Coulter takes heat for anti-gay slur
Nothing seems to hurt the disappointed
Everyone loves bloviators
Well, not everyone
Co-operation between giants would benefit
A hundred activists say the same thing
Well, not everyone
I-am-who-I-am took a subtle swipe
Still, nothing seems to hurt no one
Well, not everyone
--Rupert M Loydell
Bush declares tornado-hit county a disaster area
Leaders to heal divide
I-am-who-I-am is working
Andrew is compelled and inspired by darkness
But after three botched efforts is still ridiculed
By people and believes he has little to lose
He is struggling to resurrect his kitten
Higher than seemed imaginable 15 years ago
"I must give it more and more drug," he said
Exposed to everyday fortunes and setbacks
Andrew will eat their heart lungs liver and kidneys
But is also growing cats for the developing world
--Martin Stannard
E17 singer Harvey on Eurovision shortlist
Obesity drug launched for fat dogs
Vaughan relies on basic instincts
Prince Charles made a "hard landing" today.
He handed out traditional combat injuries
in a swift military violation of his wife.
The problem heiress was evacuated to a hotbed
pending family notification and a hefty fine.
She expressed disbelief Charles would withdraw.
Camilla was pulled over late Tuesday night.
There was no word on the extent of surveillance.
Ample coverage could have nasty consequences.
--Rupert M Loydell
Prince Charles visits troops
A New Day For Paris – In Jail?
Military says another chopper down -- Not hostile fire
She didn't sample the food
She was not at risk of catching the illness
She has been placed on medical leave
She didn't sample the food
She complained of trouble after filling up
She appears to be juddering and misfiring
She didn't sample the food
She signed the order creating religion
She shouldn't be allowed to sue the government
--Rupert M Loydell
Faulty fuel calls on rise
Beyonce not at Hep A risk -- Didn't eat party food
High court hears case of faith-based funding
killing free radicals only interferes with survival
Critics doubt whether oxidative stress even exists
no effect – positive or negative – on survival
might actually increase the risk of death
a landmark global study has found
does not know how to protect its industries
disavowed some severe capital market restrictions
indicating the flight from global equities slowing
eliminating free radical “messenger molecules”
--Clark Allison
Airbus to Cut 10,000 Jobs Over 4 Years
Overseas Markets Continue Downward Slide
Vitamins could be killing you
Gordon the Bosnian video-sharing cabinet
Failed to discuss genocide with Bremner
And ordered justice for BitTorrent
Gordon the Bosnian video-sharing cabinet
Exonerated Ubisoft early on Monday
Downloading songs by Muslims
Gordon the Bosnian video-sharing cabinet
Rang the Chancellor to direct justice games
But once rang failed suspects to prevent a reshuffle
--Will Scott
Court: Serbia failed to prevent genocide
Is it legal to impersonate a minister?
BitTorrent to offer movies, TV shows for downloading
In a city like New York,
Vermin seemingly caught on tape,
Invaded a former playboy body.
In a city like New York,
Rodent officials focus on Sky News interview.
In the morgue a probing derailment.
In a city like New York,
Patrons do not see creatures.
They will be distributed to the endless wage.
--Kelly Tapper
New York food establishments wage war against rodents
U.K. Rail Crash Report Due as Early as Tomorrow
Still no rest for poor Anna
Critics arguing were lost hopefuls and fat children
Critics arguing would not appeal to corrupt FBI agents
Critics arguing leave broadcasters jumping ship
Critics arguing mean that the government's successful
Critics arguing confirmed that media junk rules
Critics arguing veto a shootout at Pine Ridge Reservation
Critics arguing has become impermissible
Critics arguing will be banned from January 1, 2008
Critics arguing was one of the primary reasons for the Fall
--Martin Stannard
Ukip told it cannot change its name
Junk food ban will cost U.K. TV
Why Geffen Dislikes Clintons--Meet Leonard Peltier
For 24 hours Microsoft kicks, throws shoe,
chokes Britney for offenses.
Mother punishable for patent verdict.
Anyone involving troubled technology
retreated, shaking, and proposed San Diego
instead of digital custody, iPod jail.
1.52 billion baby objects offered for
18 closed fist firms, lawmaker said.
Estranged music threatened massive failing.
--Robert Woerheide
Proposal to ban spanking is revised
Microsoft fined US $1.52b in MP3 case
Britney Spears Wants The Kids, Can’t Escape Rehab
We were dressed in cream and silver but put off by
The hundreds of genuinely interested other artists
Who phoned in before apparently becoming involved
In an illegal war they had no chance of winning
We were dressed in cream and silver but put off by
A banner on the back of the large black police lorry
It said the timing wasn't right to make the argument
Peace and protest had been plausible in previous years
We were dressed in cream and silver but not put off
--Martin Stannard
C4 facing huge phone bill
Eubank arrested after protest over prince's deployment
Morrissey says 'no' to Eurovision
Children in Eden
Desperate girls doing E!
Tied doubled to Cross
Record-setting retraction
Progress jettisoning crewmen
Cutting tie and retract outpost
On their disorder
Psychiatric attention developed
Guides and drugmakers needed
--Steve Donovan
Marcia Cross' Dual Delivery
FDA Wants Clear Warnings on ADHD Drugs
Spacewalkers Repair Antenna Near Outpost
The company will pay and will assume millions of debt.
Investors applauded the announcement
then adorned the kids with some new tattoo work.
Due to apparent instability
tonight should be clear with
a bitter cherry on the already spoiled cake.
The deal seems to be a positive
and the paparazzi was subsequently seen partying.
Shareholders reportedly canceled plans.
--Rupert M Loydell
Weather service points to high winds
Whole Foods Delights Investors -- For Now
Britney Spears, A Mommy In Trouble
American researchers report
according to parliament data
purchased media be discarded
analyzed a variety of girls
they were over sexualised
emotional and physical problems
a warning to all consumers
of harmful media objects
vaccine maybe developed
--Melissa Gray
FDA Warns of Salmonella-Contaminated Peanut Butter
Media cited for showing girls as sex objects
Gates joins Canada in AIDS fight
Almost everyday snow storms stranded,
Slowed momentum too long,
For tarmac travellers, hunched, safe still.
Ice skills at keyhole.
Move forward, step toward,
Introduce and cancel.
Blue delay, promising action,
Repairing reputation, staving off pushing.
Sitting with thoughts and apologies.
--Patrick Davies
Class-action peanut butter suit filed in Seattle
Surgical success linked to skill at video games
JetBlue vows to compensate delayed fliers
Like a giant incandescent trampoline,
A patiently waiting ancient downlight hangs,
Historic ivory fluorescents.
Fascinated millions capture lunar lights,
Intelligent creatures, watchers, like upside down trees,
In both living and dead reality.
Their sentinel mission of refuge to settle,
Install, establish homes amidst the bayous habitat,
And last much longer.
--Patrick Davies
Upside to down lighting
Moon Settlers May Be "Ski" Racers, Helium Miners, TV Stars
Robotic Cameras Join Search For Ivory-billed Woodpecker
Wait to be a part of stars
To come away from
This truly amazing us
To live is what honours
Lighting the field
Is an honour
Who best prizes the Holy
Will do anything
To be steeped in this
--Martin Stannard
Muse to headline at Isle of Wight
Mark Speaks About Robbie
Sondheim triumphs at Olivier Awards
Long beaks in the suburban meltdown
Snowplows
Drivers confirm robotic birds
Across the market
Officials with red beaks
Feared and flapping
In the city
A snow angel
In search of the first
--Katie Bowman
Robotic cameras join search for elusive woodpecker
Tests confirm H5N1 bird flu strain in 2 Moscow districts
Snow-angel makers await Guinness nod
Meanwhile, keel down among spacewalking
whales, the gun-toting crew protects astronauts.
Saturday’s ordeal killed our principal, the Ocean.
To hijack speed and power, trick Earth's substorms.
Just brandish abandoned satellites and rockets.
Yesterday, the single latitudes worked.
Holy Canary! The fire doused physics.
It’ll be one sad stopover.
Coffee and carcasses. Cake.
--Lance Newman
Bumpy landing foils plane hijacker
Whaler refuses Greenpeace help
NASA launching 5 satellites on one rocket
Peter Pan thrown inward, outward--hails of friendly fire
Nut borne bacteria killed bravery
shot it hopping a fence, contaminated.
It rose in the west, salmonella stung eyes
Snubbed the royal revellers
Sniped Victoria and forgot our hero.
Danced in the Sherbert Mardis Gras
Infected the comrades
Showered and slipped down the latrine.
--Megan Crump
Restaurants offer Mardi Gras reinforcements
The Hunt For Peanut Butter Salmonella Source Continues
'Friendly fire' may have killed VC paratrooper
Pinpoint any amount of whitefish
through cracks in the rock:
Streams, lakes, rain contain the germ.
Salmonella sandwiches people
surrounded by jelly:
Better behaved children suspect Peter Pan.
Smuckers taken by a powerful camera
revealed pregnant life, doctors have warned:
Butter women who do not eat.
--Niall Byrne
Grandest canyon may hold key to life on Mars
Dirty jars suspected in peanut butter contamination
Eat fish to make your baby brighter, women told
Troops tighten up their grips for a city as
convoys of weapons searched for rush-hour commuters.
Suspects lamented on bombings that killed 191 leaders.
Spain’s image of a place of doom and gloom.
Searching on a summit of heightened security for leaders
of terrorist Thursday.
More checkpoints attack problem Baghdad with
a trial into image problems that attack suspects,
stopped and searched for brutal bombings.
--Holly Williams
Trial opens in Madrid train bombings
Troops increase checkpoints in Baghdad
Union leaders try to defuse crisis in Guinea
After a series of flip-flop battles
an intelligent designer has devised
a way to triple the amount of memory.
The pendulum has once again swung
back on the educational menu.
Most of the static random nasal spray
is typically stored on a live chip and
stimulates debate in the blood and nose.
God would help unclog crippling bottlenecks.
--Rupert M Loydell
Oh God, an evolving saga continues in Kansas
IBM announces chip memory innovation
Study: Nasal spray better than flu shots for children
Writer seeks sceptical
comedian work
nothing incumbent
Impassioned babe will plea
slapped judge blames her
common denominators
Lineup colleagues paid blitz
besmirched leadership dangled
promise hikes leave echoes
-- Bob Garlitz
Does Al Franken have a chance?
Judge issues order on Nicole Smith's baby
Chrysler to cut 13000 jobs
Rainbow colour communication in bright flashes,
Clean up, disorientate, victims of dollars and scandal,
Revealed in light, despite magical devise.
Million bright flashes, claim vomiting headaches,
Toxic apple, aloof and frightened,
Tens of thousands capturing light inactive.
Flapping forwards, rapid bending,
Forbids future and all its forms
You can only see backwards.
--Patrick Davies
"Dirty Deal" For Victims Of Ivory Coast Waste Scandal
Large squid lights up for attack
Everything but the iPhone
21,500 pools of blood.
Tigris River. 2 AM. A late-night heart negotiation
shattered. 78 living mannequins blackened by
21,500 pools of blood.
Crowded governments lost marathon killing. House
Democrats rolled parked cars, turned will, encouraged
21,500 pools of blood.
Thunderous blasts and dense debris--denuclearization
pending. Negotiators. Car bombs. Draft. Upside-down.
--Robert Woerheide
Breakthrough Comes in North Korea Nuclear Talks
Car bombs blast Baghdad marketplace
House Democrats Unveil Anti-War Bill
Tens of thousands of Roman Catholic beekeepers
champion fresh killing, or at least a detailed abortion
of specific colonies rising up.
Affected black man is seeking pollination, emphasizing
honey crops low, production cold. White House pledges
Colony Collapse Disorder is all-inclusive.
Freezing voters stay fresh, answer, “Honeybee
eloquence and charisma extraordinary.
Overturn mysterious conservative illness!”
--Robert Woerheide
Portugal fails to overturn abortion law
Mystery Illness Killing U.S. Honeybees by the Thousands
Obama seeks ‘stay fresh’ formula as he tries to widen appeal
iPod oblivion has gotten people killed:
electronic pedestrians on the streets,
robotic arms and plows gone wrong,
iPod oblivion has led to chain-reaction crashes,
detachment from real communities,
folks unaware of a world beyond.
iPod oblivion has led to slick white stuff,
leads to love triangles on the drive,
kind of effective before the break up.
--Rupert M Loydell
NASA weighs consequences of astronaut love triangle
New York Mulls iPod Ban on City Streets
An 'unreal amount of snow' in U.S.
"I want to get a shotgun, abduct a woman,
Put all of my parking tickets on my mum's card,
And rob a bank like they do in England," she said.
"Apparently there is still a sense of inclusion lingering
Among drug dealers and prostitutes and cops everywhere
But I'm sure we can put it to bed," authorities said.
I just smiled to myself in the rarefied air
And said "I love like a romantic shit. Here's my book.
I thought you might like to read it."
--Martin Stannard
Monday: Pop Shots
Gerrard plays peacemaker over Barton
Astronaut accused of flighty behaviour
Sparkling in sequins, plumes and diamonds
The talismanic children remain sharp
After an absence that bordered on torture
In a typical display of arrogant skilfulness
Bill Python is especially chilling:
The unhappy and bloodied "free world survivor"
It's the miracle boys of The New World Order
With a gloriously funny crudity of expression
Yoked to a secret political position. Hmm.
--Martin Stannard
Jonny Bionic: Wilkinson's amazing comeback
Survivor Kylie breaks up with her 'protector'
Short, sharp and shocking
The juggernaut of hype
sent a shock wave across the lucky
millions of people worldwide
Intense hurricanes and cyclones
have certainly transformed
hundreds of scientists worldwide.
The last remaining problem
is accelerating human activity
on the path to independence.
--Rupert M Loydell
Global Warming Shock Wave Awakens World Leaders
How JK Rowling has us spellbound
Balkan jigsaw seeks final piece
You’re so deeply under 39.
Two devices make friends
on impact.
Boisterous Mayor, phones, sorry bombs
cost Time. Forced grins’ll melt
Climate Teen.
Rise firm, finest advertisements! Show
Half Scientific, Inc.
direst ice.
--Lance Newman
Warning on climate change threats
Newsom apologizes for affair
Company Will Pay Boston After Scare Over Ads
Our city got large on efficient networks
and underground power. Until there was traffic,
thought, it seems, was major surgery.
Thought, it seems, was major surgery
when our city got large on efficient networks
and underground power. It was traffic.
Underground power was really traffic.
Thought, it seems, was major surgery
after our city got large on efficient networks.
--Lance Newman
Ad scheme triggers bomb scare
TV footage of Castro shows improvement in his health
Might California Ban the Old Bulb?
Fires leave pictures,
leave prices,
piles.
My manager exploded
right on
camera.
Ancient telescope site.
Tuesday’s broken
again.
--Lance Newman
Workers' village unearthed near Stonehenge circle
Gas Station Explosion Kills 4 in W.Va.
Astronomers mourn Hubble breakdown
(Where Dreams Come True)
40 years ago Saturday
the Prince got on that white horse
where it was parked between performances.
The vehicle had been hot-wired
so they took time to fix it.
Good, old-fashioned work.
The dragon-slaying Prince
photographed nude and expanded
died atop some kind of rocket.
--Rupert M Loydell
Apollo 1 astronauts honored at Cape
Fugitive, singer's bus are found
David Beckham Plays Prince for Disney
The man with the guitar named Camilla
was suffering leaked episodes.
She refused to comment
before appearances were scheduled.
He has an illegal history,
continued to appeal to rockers.
The couple are scheduled to receive
a replica copyright infringment
then take a look at famous faces.
--Rupert M Loydell
Google and YouTube: A Catch-22
BB King Hospitalized for Unknown Reasons
Prince Charles Begins Weekend U.S. Trip
The sun agreed the delicate edgy relationship
Has taken another turn for the worse
What a great start to the New Year
I think it's about making him look worried
We are so deserving — it's unbelievable news
The statement said, without elaborating
The moon denied making those remarks,
But the damage may already have been done
It was petty for him to come out with that nonsense
--Martin Stannard
Fashion bosses agree to debate on skinny models
Emma has a Bunton in the oven
Tired? Wenger is being petty, fumes Ferguson
Electrical penetration cannot
reach the brain's insula where
feelings translate into craving.
Seek neither cockfight nor insight,
beauty nor tractor pull nor model toys,
but enjoy this primitive madness.
Never witness the added tasteless little twist
where grief signals the agony flashed
by having a dynamic "quickie" with the caterer.
--Bob Garlitz
Tragedy, comedy find release in 'Catch'
Trigger-Happy 'Smokin' Aces': Playing With Firepower
Brain damage kills craving for nicotine
Pilots' chatter prompted the throw down
but distraction taxied the ugly squabble
within rules set by the blood test.
Gorgeous Goglia divides two-finger
scrolling, kinda insisting hurt feelings
keep his foot out of his slur.
"He needs to just not press the backlash,"
asserts the divided Jobs. Much-touted
scratches keynote the adorable accident.
--Bob Garlitz
No cause pinpointed in crash
Scoop! 'Grey's Anatomy' cast: It's war!
Apple iPhone: our in-depth, hands-off impressions
Armed troops court few
President sending his powerful come
Terror says Mr. Foreign
Terror says Mr. Foreign
By pulpit court few
President sending his powerful come
President sending his powerful come
Shortly terror says Mr. Foreign
Armed Troops court few
--Terri Saul
Senate moves toward a clash with Bush
A hard sell
Secret court to oversee U.S. spying program
The scientists say that Bush is like
a haemorrhage in reality,
that the racist virus replicates
and the Democrats are fracturing.
A hurled t.v. commands the process,
immune to foreign threats of attack,
forcing the candidates to question
who said what in the primate congress.
Financial backing for war persists.
--Simon Turner
Senate moves toward a clash with Bush
Study: 1918 flu virus lethal to primates
TV Show Hit By Racism Row Goes On As Sponsor Pulls Out
Somehow our pants stayed up
at the same time as the president
had the authority to eavesdrop.
We frayed our braces and stripped.
The hand of a Doomsday Clock
moved minutes closer to midnight.
Some of the clouds of dust
have been cleared away,
leaving us licking our wounds.
--Rupert M Loydell
Doomsday Clock moves closer to The End
Administration ending warrantless phone taps
Future gazing
White House to U.S. interconnect prototype created.
Less power-hungry as a neighbor, and programmable.
Presidential researchers expressed hopes.
Barack Obama questioned heavy--papers, chips, nanowires.
Mailing-list tensions packed President Bush.
Sectarian transistors computing violence reception.
Condoleeza Rice announced King Abdullah nomination,
and intentions to prolong a weak Iraq. Rice skeptical
Washington’s filing morass figured out.
--Robert Woerheide
HP Develops New Chip Technology
Obama moves nearer to presidential run
Saudi Arabia skeptical about Iraqi government
Wow! Man! Over the weekend a stationary bike
broke the world record for most irrelevance.
The old record was set last year by Beyonce.
Stalled on a road to nowhere, a spokesperson
repeated the words "road map" nine times
in a pair of shorts, made it clear that police
were no longer interested in dysfunction,
were done with his ride. I have always dreamed
but never, ever this big. Thank you so much.
--Rupert M Loydell
Man Pedals Way into Guinness Book of World Records
Rice is stalled on a road to nowhere
Beyonce's 'Dreamgirls' wins Golden Globes
Hold your minutes, console fans.
Ms. Mother-of-Three insists defense is a headache.
Her toilet part cheered at the hanging.
Hold your minutes, water gurus.
It’s that weary Arab noose. Wii!
Hooded half-brother, quickly, home, home.
Hold your minutes, jumpsuit players.
Baghdad’s big five hyped the gallows.
After Friday’s crying, we scored, drank, unraveled. Goal!
--Lance Newman
Down and out. Chargers' season comes to end
Water overdose kills woman in Wii challenge
Saddam aides hanged, film shows brother beheaded
Yesterday ago, a huge party boy,
a shoo-in, his do all domination, say,
pierced for survival, altogether video,
said, “Ride the deal, Mr. Public, keep it gangly,
with posters, a two-bedroom production.”
But Jackie, years are the new adult terror.
Was his expensive face did or disorder?
Troubling day-to-day playgrounds.
Snatch-fest. Go home, Jacques. Later.
--Lance Newman
Sarkozy's distorted vision
HD DVD gets boost from porn industry
Experts: Mo. Boy Controlled by Captor
I am not surprised.
Fraught with logistical problems,
barely a year has passed,
winning history nearly scuttled
showing signs of emotional fatigue.
He did not want choice for his future.
Nervous or elated,
left out of the set-up,
he went for a different challenge.
--Rupert M Loydell
England exit left Beckham with little choice says Wenger
Denver to host party in 2008
The pressure's on
After air and answers arriving,
as attention bore broader children,
conflict cooperation could flare.
Fortunately (from generated
George) his ideological life
made many marines more new objects.
Of officials playing President,
prime-time questions, some speculation.
Troops unanswered under war wreckage.
--Scott Rettberg
Macworld Expo: iPhone FAQ v.1
President Calls For Diplomatic Offense For War In Iraq
Parts of crashed plane surface
Thousands commend a Middleton upward media queen
for hitting opposite-field in a doorstep.
Simple things led to magnificent things:
Parking potential, radiation of her British things:
"We was like She was been a bankable queen.”
Two voters rushed empty cargo containers to her doorstep.
Between the third baseman and the shortstop
giving each state Security things,
“We've never had anyone unanimous queen.”
-- Melanie Hubbard
Media Frenzy over Prince William's Girlfriend
Gwynn and Ripken: It's that simple
House OKs anti-terror bill -- 1st item of Dems' agenda
Losers
kill all,
micromanaging troop increase,
unleashing swift agonizing downfall.
"I sat, sulked, a mask
possibly proposing prosecutors, ignited, ticked away."
President will exterminate thousands to end season.
He believed the ultimate fireworks would cheer him.
Silently incapable, a former voice in the final block.
--Scott Rettberg
Bush Prepares to Announce New Iraq Plan
Saddam and cousin discussed killing thousands: tapes
NFL: Giants put up fight, but end up losing
The Vatican's mission on Broadway
will require Americans to produce a new
mixture of leather applause and slick nostalgia.
Popular Caribbean Archbishop of resignation,
Sandy Newton Zuko, will choreograph and finesse
teen grease, pink passports and open casting skirts.
The titled lead says the idea is to mirror the secret police,
acknowledge communist talent, audition babies,
and entitle anyone with a hairbrush.
--Bob Garlitz
Polish archbishop quits amid row
Clerk of Court to Drop Processing Passports
Grease revival seeks talent
Morning wind probes highway waters,
pillows off a four-car war path.
Whiteout ahead. Wounded recruits
nightmare through whistling mental static,
the communication of artillery fire
crashing like a fruitless apology.
The wind doesn't blame. Wind swings
back to a high pass, searching for love
like a rare ethic buried in the mountain.
--David Stinson
Army sorry for urging dead soldiers to return to duty
8 rescued after avalanche buries cars
The 'Pillow Angel' and an ethical nightmare
New research shows
that the prime minister,
a bottom-loving fish face,
might be driving
the eellike chancellor
out of its ancestral home.
A powerful country more like
a capitalist dictatorship.
A number of MPs are unhappy.
--Rupert M Loydell
Brown slams Saddam Hussein’s execution as ‘deplorable’ act
Fish Fin?: How Climate Change Is Hurting Cold Water Fish
China: Ghost World
I thought I was going to find beauty
but I was surprised at almost every turn.
I couldn't believe how new it is.
I imagined there would be lots of bicycles
but what I saw was totally state-of-the-art,
urban sprawl in a state of flux,
death a socialist economy
that just goes absolutely everywhere.
A deplorable set of events.
--Rupert M Loydell
Brown slams Saddam Hussein’s execution as ‘deplorable’ act
Fish Fin?: How Climate Change Is Hurting Cold Water Fish
China: Ghost World
Betty Ford blinked, lucky her, tears role.
Voting soon began with cardiovascular anticipation.
Counting stoic countdown, marriage, became old.
Moderate physicians officially called mortality old.
Bush in internal confusion changes his filtered role.
Next House hypertensive from regime change anticipation.
Yet men just blitz their emotional stopwatch anticipation,
To risk change, address alcoholic drinks. Cathedral old
Washington diagnosed to end, its service a memorial role.
--Scott Rettberg
Democrats Plan First 100 Hours, Give or Take a Speech
Widow, children face grief together
Moderate alcohol drinking may lower heart attack risk
A 24-year-old spectator.
Short on drive-by karma.
Detroit from the candles up.
He put a makeshift backpack on.
He wanted to corner 2007.
Prime someone for music and pizza.
Revelers log checkpoints at home.
Parachutes hop from hats.
A trance at the 3000th shrine.
--Lance Newman
Broncos' Williams shot and killed after party
Number 3,000: the soccer-mad dropout
Times Square rings in 2007
Outside the peninsula's first church,
three surprise assassinations.
Seismic family collapse.
Styled military pomp eclipsed
undercover mourner troves.
Absent bugles, hometown strategists
ordered laboratory discipline.
A toppled blouse earthquaked
history's registered desire.
--David Stinson
Violence marked his rise, rule and fall
Vast ice shelf collapses in the Arctic
No Pomp for a President in Repose
A former heavyweight sailor
in Noida shocking young children
like half-a-dozen news agencies.
The buzzing industrial dry gutter of a Capital,
cocaine-powered, sexually revealed,
suffered a minor domestic discovery.
All skeletons detained
in the sheriff's vehicle, officials said,
were to be freed under supervision.
--Brendan Lee
Recovery of skeletons of children sends shock waves
Mike Tyson faces cocaine charge
Two U.S. sailors die after falling from submarine
Hatred of
their drastic industries,
hatred of their legal rituals
polluting
the filtered night, stark as
a spiritual malnutrition.
Rhetoric
pilgrim, your animal
climate cleanses the black valley stone.
--David Stinson
Saddam's spiritual letter denounces hatred
Plight of polar bear forces Bush to recognise climate threat
3 million Muslims begin annual hajj pilgrim in Mecca
troubled heart, witness my life. sacrifice popular
therapy. the hip rush to the surface. drugs be hanged! over
the long term, failure will make fractures influence
celebration, but god will use his explosive influence
to make millions. it may seem weird to be popular,
to be greater than most, more profound. over
and again, true men suffer, their cries written over
ulcers, echoes of the underdog, while killings influence
or inhibit bewildered lawyers who want to be popular.
--Evie Shockley
Saddam Sees Death as Sacrifice
Remembering a Legendary Underdog
Fracture Risk, Medication Link
Not happy with Christian civilization?
Don't delay! We've got promotional prices
on Muslim, Jewish, even Mormon values.
Find allopathic evidence lacking?
Try Ayurveda! Let our yoga gurus
fashion a beautiful mantra for you.
Redeem a pranayama gift card.
Holy cures 50 percent off. Markdowns
on everything! Buy! Buy! Buy!
--David Stinson
Shoppers hit malls day before Christmas
Ramdev invites Ramadoss
VA Congressman's Comments Sparks Religious Controversy
Redundant astronaut seeking long-term attention
including unique nurses to participate in
somewhat uncommon operations.
Activities conducted with proper care,
but some doctors arrested, incarcerated,
then released and followed.
Only three outcomes possible so far
but none avoid collapsing consolidation.
Few losses, one exception excluded.
--Tom Trusty
Health Care Shortage in L.A Jail System Leads to Death
NASA has had a wonderful 2006: on to 2007!
Airline Mergers: Ready for Takeoff?
In their winsome epithets whir
Rosie’s no slouch with rich
words. His net worth’s a comb-over
to a bankrupt snakeoil salesman!
To which the Donald poisonously
slagged: She’s a slob! And also
talks like a fat truck driver. Rosie,
trump-fully back: Donald, sit & spin on it.
--Ed Higgins
Rosie Beats Trump, By Numbers
Trump, O'Donnell trade blows
Christmas Cranks 2006: Trump and O'Donnell tie
hesitate flight of outrageously nuclear
came Santa Claus from however afraid
stole comb-over despite associated
continues ambitions for annually alert
remains months in further private
bans the night through much alleged
leave pursuit across outrageously sweeping
boosed reindeer in however serious
tracks bemusement through annually first
--Michael Helsem
U.N. Security Council Passes Iran Sanctions
NORAD Keeps Track of Santa
Christmas Cranks 2006: Trump and O'Donnell tie
I woke up this morning to cagey
government forces in a war of words.
These two billionaires baited
cowering civilian officials for talk show
accounts. Their concern was heavy
as Christmas charity. Subsequent BBC
video images: nightclothes peppered
with bloodstains, rumbling tanks convoy
to Haditha, a local explodes.
--David Stinson
After Charges, Looking Back on Haditha
Somali civilians flee fighting
Rosie Beats Trump, By Numbers
What transplanted family finally
states its daughter--no remedy--
married a future corpse? She’ll bag custody,
share the will. Legal custody,
Dr. Dignity, is not medical, never finalizes
the pressures of that fatal remedy,
that failure of eleventh-hour remedies
for overdoses on Christmas domestics. Custody
rides on real medicine cabinets. That’s final.
--Lance Newman
More Troops? Come on.
Warnings on common painkillers may get stronger
Eminem's divorce finalized
Sun
dipped bad-girl
mainstreaming dementia chic,
trading
power glam
for soft-core casual.
She's
plunging galaxies
for jigsaw fame.
--David Stinson
In Miss USA drama, comeuppance for US 'raunch culture'
The dawn of time - after 13 billion years in the darkroom
'Tis nobler in the mind to read Shakespeare
Another fixed-wing pageant
till Kentucky’s
businessmen
discover pretty Sheriff
Tara’s rewired
heart.
Will someone crown
Spacewalking Joe
Tycoon?
--Lance Newman
Trump Lets Troubled Miss USA Keep her Crown
Dead climber's photos lessen hope 2 others alive
Discovery crew begins trek home
After a final inspection,
The man who gave us
Our lovely childhood bid farewell
And then headed into the spaceship.
The red light. The critical shield.
The rookie left behind where all
The innocent worked. Who on this planet
Has not heard of these?
I'm not entirely sure.
--Jason Gray
Second arrest in uk prostitutes’ killings
Astronauts bid station crew farewell
Thank You for the Cartoons, Mr. Barbera
A soldier, a convert, he sees
nuclear Christians loosed
on his eternal country.
They plagued the North with narcotic
Rapture, leveraged Revelation on young
brothers for capital in heaven.
A political Saturday in Arizona,
his unifying blood prayer said,
he steps out among the people.
--David Stinson
US Senator Asks Europeans To Send Troops To Southern Afghanistan
Bitterness in Beijing over North Korea's betrayal may mean war
Grand Theft Christianity
Welcome to our first online execution.
The condemned array themselves
in masks, with swords and clubs.
Angel-headed gamers balked,
botched the topless killings
of three criminal spacewalkers.
So, our final method:
Reroute console wires past
the straps for lethal burns.
--Lance Newman
Sunita takes her first walk in space
Botched killing puts Death Row on hold
Flying Wii remotes prompt world recall
A war community, fossilized
in some prehistoric
disorder,
with a genetic clan perception.
A function of country
disappeared
the inhabited sky. Drugged city
mammals embargoed the
evidence.
--David Stinson
Researchers Find Gene Tied to Perception of Pain
Looming Somalian war menaces whole region - UN
Squirrelly little guy flew with the dinosaurs
Another serial American killing days, years
by the moon. I conquered migrant miles,
a rushed spree asteroiding to death,
dicing weekend planets on liquid death.
Brazen walker, enigmatic searcher, the years'
feint orbit mapped titan miles
on my naked body. Surprisingly, new miles
arrive tarlike, natural as a wary death
and I volcano each discovered year.
--David Stinson
Missing Texans and New Yorker all seasoned climbers
Police in race to save life
Mountains and more revealed on surface of frigid Saturn moon
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